I had an incident that was embarrassingly awesome. I have these sometimes, where the funny outweighs the embarrassing just enough to share it. Yesterday, I was out in public and I heard a quiet "pop" sound. The only thing was, I also felt the pop high on my ribs...
I thought to myself quietly "Noooooooo way". My face became stone as I realized...
My bra just broke.
That's right, the underwire, literally snapped from the girth of my chest. That would happen to me.
Luckily, it wasn't something noticeable (I say hopefully), so I was able to get home without any issue.
Sadly, I only had that one bra (that wasn't a sports bra). That's right people. I am a failure of a mature woman and don't have drawers full of frilly undergarments. Because that's lame and such a waste of money.
Chad thought it was all too funny and strongly advised that I go get a new one......and then another new one so I wouldn't just have one bra.
The best part is, I went to go get a new one and they don't have my size many places because I have a freakishly wide rib cage (thumbs up lasting effects of pregnancy (no, I am not pregnant)). Okay, that's dramatic, I ended up finding some at Target that will work just fine. And I got more than 1! I am a real lady now!
This all seems so Liz Lemon to me. And I kind of love it.
|The quote below doesn't actually go with this picture but she is just cool enough to post both.|
this bra is held together by tape.